Did I Miss Something Dirty?


Well, here goes.

Greetings! Merrill here. Child of the Alerion Clan. I've always been immersed in recovering the elves' lost lore. Is this alright? Maybe I should add something more? I might end up babbling too much and then Hawke will...oh I'm just going to shut up now.

Did I Miss Something Dirty?: It is so cloudy today... →

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I don’t suppose that they just eat them as they are? Beak and all…

Hmm, maybe if clouds would be as edible as they look…a bit of something to sweeten and…oh I am babbling again…

It wouldn’t help anyone if clouds were edible,…

This is why no one takes the Dalish seriously.

I’m surprised. You usually takes things seriously. Perhaps that is a good thing?

And you could use some of that tasty cloud delicacy - if it does exist. Maybe if you have a taste of it it would make you smile. Take things less seriously. You could use a smile or two. It would be a delight to see how everyone would react. Maybe Hawke would be…Well, Hawke sometimes does things or reacts in unexpected ways that are Hawke-ish. But Hawke does that most of the time it’s brilliant and surprises me at the same time. But he usually does things that I find…I find…naughty?

Tagged: I do worry your face might crackOr Hawke would do something I wouldn't expectHawke does that most of the time though

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It is so cloudy today…

linesinlyrium:

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ohdidimisssomethingdirty:

I don’t suppose that they just eat them as they are? Beak and all…

Hmm, maybe if clouds would be as edible as they look…a bit of something to sweeten and…oh I am babbling again…

It wouldn’t help anyone if clouds were edible, sweet or not, what with them being up there and everything. But they’re pretty to look at.

If one enjoys wasting time.

Oh, well better to think harmless thoughts isn’t it? Nothing wrong with that.

But oh, Hawke, imagine how it would be like to be able to taste them? How soft they’ll feel and sweet it’ll taste in your mouth! Oh, I can’t help but smile at the thought of it and if everyone would also try then all of us would be all smiling and happy with no frowny faces.

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It is so cloudy today…

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ohdidimisssomethingdirty:

I still cannot help but wonder what they eat up there…

Maybe birds?

That would explain the sudden drop in Thedas’ pigeon population.

I’m sure the pigeons deserved it.

I don’t suppose that they just eat them as they are? Beak and all…

Hmm, maybe if clouds would be as edible as they look…a bit of something to sweeten and…oh I am babbling again…

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It is so cloudy today…

I still cannot help but wonder what they eat up there…

Tagged: could clouds be edible?I must be hungry

Herbalist's Idiotic Tasks →

linesinlyrium:

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It was hot. The city walls trapped heat like nothing Fenris had ever experienced, and the altitude of Sundermount was several degrees cooler by contrast. Something for which He was grateful under the circumstances. Trekking up-hill to gather herbs that weren’t even needed with…

If there was anything he could commend her on, it was her penchant for remaining obliviously optimistic. He ignored her attempt at amenity, and huffed in irritation. As they passed rocks, rocks, and more rocks, Fenris kept his eyes out for danger. The veil was thin here, and there never seemed to be any shortage of shades to make his life more miserable than it already was.

They came to spot where old ruins were nestled in an outcrop near the mountain where elfroot liked to accumulate. He could see the flags belonging to the Dalish aravels waving high in the distance, turbulent winds whipping them with a force that spelled out a future storm. Hopefully they could gather as much as wasn’t needed and make it back down the mountain before it started.

He took up his position against a crumbling wall, his back to the witch and her herbs and kept his eyes sharp. Sundermount was dangerous, and they were severely short-handed.

“Gather what you can, and do it quickly. Quietly, if you can manage it at all. There is rain coming and I will not suffer having trek back through the mud as you Dalish seem to enjoy.” It was going to be an awful day.

Merrill nods, walking towards where the elfroot are gathered, and trying not to trip herself along the rocky path.

"Alright, I won’t be far and I will be quick." She half-turned to face Fenris though his back was to her. "And I will be quiet while I do it, I mean…not now maybe while I am gathering but yes I will be quiet right now and…" realizing what she’s doing she stopped, "Oh I’m sorry. I will just…yes, I suppose I’ll be…oh nevermind I’ll stop." she finished finally, only because she thought she caught her companion’s back stiffen even further and felt something something coming off him that may be akin to murderous intent.

With a sigh, She turns back towards the field. Foolish. Foolish Merrill, why do you even try? she couldn’t help but berate herself inside.

Glancing up the sky, Merrill couldn’t help but think how it seem to reflect much of the mood about them right now.

Tagged: I wonder if we'll get caught in the rain?Is this what Hawke would call a prank I wonder?

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Herbalist’s Idiotic Tasks

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It was hot. The city walls trapped heat like nothing Fenris had ever experienced, and the altitude of Sundermount was several degrees cooler by contrast. Something for which He was grateful under the circumstances. Trekking up-hill to gather herbs that weren’t even needed with a blood mage, no less. Garrett was hoping for something out of this. Bonding, perhaps. He was an idiot.

Fenris glanced at the Witch flouncing along to his left. She was uncomfortable in his presence, as it should be. He was here as a favor to Garrett and nothing else. The sooner this was done, the sooner he could be rid of her and her incessant, ceaseless chatter.

“What,” He began with a frown, “are we looking for, exactly?”

Merrill tried not to jump at the sound of his voice. It took her a while before she regained her composure and replied back, her tone a lot more pleasant and engaging as compared to Fenris’. 

"As I recall, Hawke wanted us to gather more elfroot" She said offering a smile in an effort to create an amiable atmosphere despite the continuous discomfort inside  her. 

Merrill couldn’t understand what Hawke was thinking and decided this would be a brilliant idea. If ever he really had any idea at all. Frankly whatever idea he has in mind is anything but good right now. 

And yet here she was, walking beside the least likely person she’d ever get along with. Perhaps never get along with. 

Tagged: Hawke why?You must be influenced by the wine perhaps?

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For once, I agree. Let’s do us both a favor and get this over with. 

*sigh* I suppose we should…

Tagged: this is going to be dreadfulHawke why?

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Gone to get more elfroot.

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Fenris, do you have a moment?

What is it, Garrett?

If you could put the bottle down for a few hours, just wondering if you could take Merrill out to Sundermount.

You wish me……

It’s only for a few hours Merrill. Now I expect both of you to be on your best behaviour. Merrill already knows all of the herbs we need. Have fun children.

But, Hawke I think that this is - Hawke? 

Oh. Oh…this is going to be dreadful, I just know it.

Tagged: this is going to be dreadful

Gone to get more elfroot.

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Fenris, do you have a moment?

What is it, Garrett?

If you could put the bottle down for a few hours, just wondering if you could take Merrill out to Sundermount.

You wish me… to accompany the Witch past dozens of strange elves to the top of a haunted mountain in the unbearable heat? 

Everyone else is busy. Please? For me? You’re going to make me pull out my pouty face aren’t you?

Fine. I suspect we will be… alone? I will be alone. With a Blood Mage. Garrett… 

Are you certain there isn’t anyone else that would be able to accompany me, Hawke?

Tagged: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this to be honest

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